"the Hasbro subsidiary that owns Dungeons & Dragons is expected to announce that a new edition is under development: and players will weigh in on how to reboot the franchise."

- Impossible, already perfect.

"But 40 percent of all the women studied reported never or hardly ever feeling sexual desire."

- Today’s essential research.

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"The practice involves collecting data from different sources - not limited to information about health - to anticipate any significant outbreaks"

- Doctors plot Google and Twitter powered “syndromic surveillance.”

"I think what this is doing right now is starting a dialogue about crack smoking."

- Vancouver is giving out free crack pipes.

"Subs™ are an innovative, new, urban fashion accessory specifically designed for people who wear baggy and oversized pants well below the waistline."

- Get yours now.

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"I believe I’ve found a less risky and more impactful way to protest, and it’s through sobbing. I’m calling on American women to do as I did at the TSA checkpoint: Opt for the pat-down and sob their guts out."

- Amy Alkon, Pravda

"It’s been a good year for painters, male dancers and female pop stars – tempered by heroic dissidence and untimely death"

- “Let Us Adore Them,” Jan Dalley, FT

"We’re not going to use signing statements as a way of doing an end run around Congress."

- President Obama, May 2008